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Nothing says Ayshet Chayil like her ability to lovingly prepare a Seder plate. Don’t think this means Jewish women are controlling.
Your wife is just highly efficient and on top of everything, from remembering your mom’s birthday to telling you when your car is due for an MOT.
With every Jewish couple I know, the question is generally, "How did he get her? What we lack in naturally skinny thighs, we make up for in effort and abusing your Amex to physically enhance ourselves. Yes, you may be better at the stock market than she is (Bull and bear what?
), but can you tell by one quick glance under your oversized sunglasses, which family sunbathing by the pool is Jewish?
Given that there are only 13.7 million Jews worldwide (I know, it feels like they're all on the Upper West Side), this is a serious Mitzvah.
Anne Hathaway, Drew Barrymore and now Rihanna better watch their backs.
Know that if you get divorced (God forbid), they all side with her.
And not many people do, so you should really be grateful that she laughs at your jokes, despite having heard them a hundred times, and understands all your cultural references.
Baruch Hashem, such is the beauty of marrying within the tribe.
Meaning, she’s interested in all the minutia of your day, including who you were in the elevator with, who you heard was getting married and what you had for lunch.
This may get annoying, but you can’t say she doesn’t care. By virtue of you marrying and procreating with her, you are contributing to expanding the Jewish religion.